It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
– Rami Belson
Tag Archive: humor
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”
– Francis Bacon
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
― Sam Ewing
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Humor at the surface.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
– A. Whitney Brown
The Educated Illiterates 